Rachel Cusk on the hostile reaction to A Life's Work

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I definitely felt like that about a double-buggy.

SIngle buggy I felt like it was all role play, and I was more like Myleene Klass-I am the first person in the world to have a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

Double-buggy I suddenly felt, janey mackers are all these kids mine?!

I couldn't read it, it would annoy me, because I was the first person in the world to have a baby.

I heard the other day that someone who I normally thought of as quite sensible had written one of those books, 20 or so years ago....can't remember who though, it might have been Julie Walters.

Myleene's will be relentlessly primary-coloured, cheery and upbeat. It may have an accompanying CD of soothing/improving piano melodies...

Let's not forget that Myleene already has a 'Music for Mothers' compilation out...

OK I give up

Am guessing eemie, hold that safety catch...
Upon - emphasises the movement. Placing the cup UPON the table.
On - a more general statement of enduring location. The cup is ON the table.