So have Brad & Jen really spilt up?

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Some one at work says they have. I haven't seen anything about this.

Gutted if they have.

Well, he always said no one would measure up to me

Why? Why? Why are Brad and Jen splitting up? A couple that fun to look at can't work it out and there's no hope for the rest of us.

Exactly what day did they get married on?

BBC News .

They married in July 2000 - doesn't give a date.

it's the same day as aloha got married, so she told us on a different brad thread

stand aside ladies, I saw him first..........

apparently phone sex with angelina killed it

"angelina who?" says my husband (??)

"not the ballerina" says I!

Ha!

I think this is quite sad and I don't normally feel any sympathy for celeb marriages. I think they made a nice normal (ish) couple (from what we saw of them, anyway). It's a shame.

He really does nothing for me.

Suze, why are you ignoring me on msn??!!

I'm also immune to his 'charms', MM.

YES !! ill have him aswell as my DP, or is that being too greedy !

because you are so slender and svelte MM, that's why

I an having delightful visions of brad panting down a reciever now, YUM

I have to tell you that a good friend of mine is an expert in apes. She was doing a stint with the gorillas and London Zoo one wet February afternoon - cleaning up poop, peeling grapes etc when the head keeper asked her if she would rather be ogling Brad Pitt instead of shovelling shit. Ha ha replied my friend, ha bloody ha. Well, said the head keeper, if you go out side you will see him. And there he was paying a visit to London Zoo in his free time with a couple of minders. Naturally she wet her pants with excitement

rofl

Phone sex story (you'll never guess which paper it's from!)

Love the bit about him lounging on the counter and ogling her....

(Hey, suzy, I know the head keeper! Well I've met him, know his wife better.) (Totally irrelevant!)

oh No JanH, I hope my friend wasn't pulling my leg, she swore it was true, (but then you'd sound pretty odd if you asked him if a story a woman you know on the internet told you about brad pitt was true)

I know his wife from the internet so I don't think he'd bat an eyelid! (I think he thinks we're all mad but he's had a houseful of us so knows we're not hairy-handed lorrydrivers) (though you might be of course...)

Why of course I'm not

lol at that notw report.
like the photos depecting jen as furrowed-browed and ang jolie as the man-eating bitchenvixon that she is!!
dh remarked this morning that aj sounds to him like 'pure poison' when it comes to getting off with blokes she fancies. (He has a tendency to behave like a purse-lipped queen when the mood takes him)

For goodness sake. Will you all get out a little bit more.

I'm wierdly sad for them - although AJ is by far the most gorgeous of the three of them. Irresistable I'm sure.

Get out more? Are you mad? I might miss something happening on mumsnet if I did that!

i would take it as given that if aj was coming on to dh (ha!) he would have to reciprocate, who wouldn't?

anyone else still fascinated by this? I got all the Aussie trashy mags today and devoured the aftermath. I am thinking that JA is barking up the wrong tree as she isn't really a very good actress and doing 6 movies in two years is going to be overkill for the public

Should I get out more do you think? Just can't stop dwelling on that poor man and all his manliness going to waste ...... dribble

I think she's insane! Give up the chance to have Brad's gorgeous babies in order to do more crap acting in rubbish films? Talk about odd priorities
It's like poor old Posh wanting so much to have a career as a singer - look love, you just aren't very talented. It's embarrassing! Enjoy your money, your sexy husband and have babies.

JA is unreasonable
Even I of pathological jealousy possessed would give my dh a passout to boff AJ so long as he never came back and kept saying - oh her ass is so much firmer than yours...
Hell I'd do it myself she is charismatically x factor!