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Kimberley Quinn continued

48 replies

bakedpotatohoho · 22/12/2004 14:18

newsflash: in the Spectator and the Sun offices, the assumption is now that no 4/5 or 5/6 (anyone else losing track) are indeed paxo and humphreys

(had to start a new thread, the other one is too long and won't let me post on it)

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Tinker · 22/12/2004 19:33

Please let Ron Atkinson be one of her conquests.

Tinker · 22/12/2004 19:34

Erm, don't find Paxman repulsive

motherinfestivemood · 22/12/2004 19:36

Paxo has very short legs.

OK, that's totally irrelevant, but I was quite struck. Stood behind him in the queue at the Labour Party conference once. He looks about 6 foot plus when he's sitting down, but is actually average height.

feastofstevenmom · 22/12/2004 19:44

tinker - or - i've always wondered what it was like to have sex with the host of university challenge

she must have been gutted when bamber gascoigne retired!

Tinker · 22/12/2004 19:47

bamber would have been up there (as it were) wouldn't he?

Caligulights · 22/12/2004 20:07

Magnus Magnussen?
Nicholas Parsons?
Humphrey Littlton?
Mad Frankie Fraser?

Caligulights · 22/12/2004 20:07

Just being quite random now...

TinselTamum · 22/12/2004 20:08

about Paxo's short legs. What an off-putting detail, I must say

ks · 22/12/2004 20:25

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ks · 22/12/2004 20:33

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codswallop · 22/12/2004 21:01

psmal about darren day

mammya · 22/12/2004 21:13

Hahaha excellent ks!

Twink · 22/12/2004 21:25

ks

I've just been wrapping SH's book for my dad's stocking, which I hasten to add, was bought long before I saw these threads, and the 'headline' on the back cover (sorry ks, I'm sure there's a proper name for it) reads:

THIS MADNESS MUST STOP

but when will it ? I always thought I'd, erm, had quite a 'past' but suspect I've actually led a very sheltered life.

ks · 22/12/2004 22:46

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PamiNativity · 23/12/2004 09:43

Read an article in the Metro this morning about how KQ could get £1m for her diaries. Her husband was quoted as saying that she would never publish them because it would be too humiliating for him. ????? So this hasn't been humiliating for him so far????

WideWebWitch · 23/12/2004 09:52

Well, quite PamiNativity! Can't believe the man's still with her.

PaRumPumPumScum · 23/12/2004 09:54

It does seem quite unbelievable, doesn't it? Has he no self respect? Mind you, there are some rumours that they've secretly split and she's off to the US without him, aren't there?

hollybet · 23/12/2004 10:25

Hang on, hang on, how much of this McD, Paxo and Humphries stuff has been substantiated? Where are you getting it all from?

I adore Paxo, short legs or not!

the woman is now becoming a bit of a hero of mine - 1 young child, fulltime job, pregnant, a husband and five lovers!!!!! wow

It all makes Blunko's paternity suit look a bit redundant!

motherinfestivemood · 23/12/2004 13:35

I'm not sure whether he was shorter than you or not, KS; it was about 11 years ago, after all (although I doubt he's shrunk). He was taller than me, but that isn't exactly difficult.

oopsanta · 23/12/2004 19:36

Do ypu reckom she might have done it with Alexander Chancellor- he's a bit rubbish and past it too. Yep, my bet is Alexander Chancellor- most likely candidate for next revelation.

JanH · 23/12/2004 20:40

I wonder why nobody has nominated James Naughtie?

SecondhandRose · 24/12/2004 09:26

Sven is fairly quiet these days, could be him. Anyone noticed his shoes outside any bedroom doors?

ChicPea · 30/12/2004 23:47

I bet KImberley Quinn is pleased something else is making headlines albeit heartache and disaster for soooo many families.

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