Mumsnet in the Times by Caitlin Moran

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Mumsnet in the Times

Here's a nice article about Mumsnet - make way for the newbies.

And blimey don't Justine and Carrie have a lot of children?

oh NO shinyhappy

You will need them in your nursing home to cheer you up

"Oooh look Betty, this was my Norm..."

er, i think it has become apparent however, lapin, that your goodgirl image is a fraud. so you can give up the act now, and go do the washing up.

Note to future grandkids: ShinyHappy was of course talking theoretically: as in were there any such pictures, such is her consideration of the mental wellbeing of your future selves, that she would ensure never to subject you to such theorical images.

Oh, don't spoil it, MP. Just think of all the fun you could have had with that halo .

I DO live in Somerset

I should get a blardy halo for that

MP - Are you sure you are not a trainee vicar? I though that was true and was sooo impressed.

Theoretcially only, our pictures are of when I was thinner, blonder and had a sun tan and fewer children. Although in many you can't see my face/head so that's irrelevant.

sure they are bumpy, sure they are...

yes, we all have porn. every single one fo us. well, i do anyway.

lol at another thread morphing toward sex

rofl lapin! ver good.

[unblocks Lapins long but innocent ears] You want me to post links to my old theoretical porn pics on the Wankery???!

have just spent about 10 mins trying to google an old pic of me in a ministry magazine from 1999. in it i am looking all innocent in a white dress for a pic to go with a story entitled 'i was an ibiza virgin...'. (about SOMEONE ELSE before anyone asks)
after it came out, i saw the byline read '...fucked by the island of dreams and left to rot.'

but i couldnt find it.

proud of your flaps, aren't you cali. [groin]

LOLOLOLOL and ROFL and LOLOLOLOL Boysontoast... and ROFL again.

Please don't preen your flaps here. That's what the wankery is for, surely.

And change your name to Califanjo, forthwith

i thought youd enjoy that one aitch

if only i could find the actual pic/artcle... i do have it in hard copy somewhere, but buggered if i can be botherted to find and scan it. unless you beg

calibroadsheetflaps. I can see it now. lolol

roffle at BOT

surely cali can take her famous flaps anywhere she likes? its a free country, no?

down with fanjo censorship!

oh the glamour of my life before kids eh? bet youre all greenfaced as hell