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Boris & the Nanny

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Nat6999 · 27/09/2023 18:23

Has anyone seen the news about Boris's new nanny being fired after 3 days? Apparently, he arrived when Carrie & kids were away, she had a glass of wine with Boris who was Moaning about having a bad day. Carrie arrived home the day after & was very short with the nanny, then the day after told the nanny an uber was coming in 15 minutes & she had to pack up & get out. The nanny is going to sue for the contract they haven't paid.

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prh47bridge · 27/09/2023 19:21

The nanny's story doesn't seem to quite add up. She claims she was only in the role for three days, yet asks (re a conversation she says she had with Carrie), "why didn’t she do something two weeks earlier?" I note that a spokesman for the Johnson's claims the story is completely untrue. If it does get to court we may find out whether there is any truth in it.

TheHumanSatsuma · 27/09/2023 19:24

Marry your mistress, create a vacancy

sparklefresh · 27/09/2023 19:31

TheHumanSatsuma · 27/09/2023 19:24

Marry your mistress, create a vacancy

Quite. I can't fathom it but somehow the shambolic lump seems to have the women flocking.

Gothambutnotahamster · 27/09/2023 19:46

My thoughts exactly @TheHumanSatsuma

LadyEloise1 · 27/09/2023 20:14

TheHumanSatsuma · 27/09/2023 19:24

Marry your mistress, create a vacancy

This 💯

TheMurderousGoose · 27/09/2023 20:22

He's such a horny cliché

I'm sure his forefathers chased many a chamber maid around the four poster.

sep135 · 27/09/2023 20:25

Quite. I can't fathom it but somehow the shambolic lump seems to have the women flocking.

I have a very down to earth, no nonsense friend and she said Boris cast a strangely charismatic spell on her when they met. Made her feel like she was the only woman in the room.

Very hard to see the buffoony charm but he clearly has something that certain women find attractive.

Myneighboursarewankers · 27/09/2023 20:27

sep135 · 27/09/2023 20:25

Quite. I can't fathom it but somehow the shambolic lump seems to have the women flocking.

I have a very down to earth, no nonsense friend and she said Boris cast a strangely charismatic spell on her when they met. Made her feel like she was the only woman in the room.

Very hard to see the buffoony charm but he clearly has something that certain women find attractive.

“Very hard to see the buffoony charm but he clearly has something that certain women find attractive”

yes - money and power

cathyandclare · 27/09/2023 20:41

I spoke to someone who knew him through work and she also said he was hugely charismatic.

StressedToDeathhhh · 27/09/2023 20:44

Charismatic or not he's literally hideously ugly, inside and out. How on earth could anyone find him attractive - even if they had absolutely no morals surely you'd be physically repulsed?

VivaLaVolvo · 27/09/2023 20:48

He is tiny.
Michael Gove is taller.

bombastix · 27/09/2023 20:50

TheHumanSatsuma · 27/09/2023 19:24

Marry your mistress, create a vacancy

Or vacancies

BeginningToLookALotLike · 27/09/2023 20:53

My aunty and her friend met him at an event back when he was the Mayor of London. They said that the young women were all flocking around him!

bombastix · 27/09/2023 20:56

He is charismatic which is a good thing as overall he is not very tall and somewhat rotund. Also rather intense with women.

Nicer than his father who apparently just looks you up and down to see if you are worth talking to, according to friends.

EnjoyingTheSilence · 27/09/2023 20:56

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

OverTheHillAndDownTotherSide · 27/09/2023 20:58

sep135 · 27/09/2023 20:25

Quite. I can't fathom it but somehow the shambolic lump seems to have the women flocking.

I have a very down to earth, no nonsense friend and she said Boris cast a strangely charismatic spell on her when they met. Made her feel like she was the only woman in the room.

Very hard to see the buffoony charm but he clearly has something that certain women find attractive.

I had to hose myself down in the garden after holding vomit down all the way home after I was forced to shake the sweaty buffoon’s hand. 🤮

smilesup · 27/09/2023 21:00

Anyone finding that cunt attractive has something lacking.

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