Gail Sheridan suspended over alleged theft of miniature bottles of alcohol

[MsHighwater]

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Didn't see that coming!

But Aitch was he not stealing them????

no, i think technically we were...

Hot off the press here in our neck of the woods, it made the paper that a fella (from Glasgow, of course) was caught nicking a bottle of a vodka and a packet of Supernoodles from the Co-Op!

Yes, big news around here, folks!

oh K999 have you never purloined anything work related,not a pen, nor a post it note?No?go polish yer halo then it is definitely the jug for me tho

Supernoodles? God, has he got no class?? Weren't there any decent meals for one?

*classy^ bevvy and some nosh - top ned, not yer common drink only radge

He was just tryin' tae get his wee tea an' a' .

I told a pal, who works in the Sheriff Court, I hope they let him off with community service, at least the poor chap was trying to eat something to soak up the voddy.

I have worked manily in offices so nothing much to steal.....why the hell would I want to steal a pen or a paper-clip???

Its not in my nature to steal - and no it has noting to do with being 'holier than thou'....but all to do with the fact that stealing is wrong......

He got 9 months probation. But only because he had 'previously been granted bail for other offenses . . . ' when he was lifted.

the wean wis in on it an'aw- enterprising dady radge showin the wee fella the ropes..awww learning how to knock it daydee stylee

Supernoodles and breaching his bail??? OMG! Throw away the key!

would ye cook the noodles fir him thae?

oh, aye, scottish. DH is dead miffed that DD1's 'o's have gone all 'West Coast an' a' as he says.

she came in from nursery the other day and said, 'Mummy, I'm drookit!' and DH corrected her and said, 'that's draekit, DD1.'

she told him, 'no, it's no'

ROTFLMFAO!

i told him, 'that's you told, you Embra freak.'

you know those folk what come over from the likes of Glasgow and Edinburgh, though, Karen.

there was another one made the paper, this one from Edinburgh - High School Yards, a place locally known as 'Junkiedykes' rather than 'Dumbiedykes', it's true name.

he must have made it out on holiday to a hell-hole called Otter Ferry, in mid-Argyll.

there, he was caught with an 'offensive weapon', a hammer.

he pled guilty and was sentenced to 240 hours of 'unpaid work in the community'.

those city types . . .

god expat..you are at it again...slagging off the locals...my family have lived in Dumbiedykes since the 1960s and we have NEVER heard it called that so wind your neck in.

Lol...

I dont know, you can take the man out the city.....

mebbe the hammer wis for the mornin rolls they dae git a bit hard an'aw

FFS, youknowyouknow, my DH's best mate stays there and calls it that.

you following me round now or that?

that area's prime real estate, but it's public record that bloke got done for that and only because assaulted two men with that hammer by 'punching them on their face to their injury' and even pleaded guilty to it.

he was also sentenced for possessing cannabis with intent to distribute whilst in Otter Ferry.

and this is public record so i am not making it up or exaggerating.

why are you taking it so personally, youknow?

my DH is from Royston.

SIL's partner, i wouldn't want to cross him in a dark alley or his mates, but he still rips the pish out of it.

FWIW I have heard it called that, just like I have heard Sighthill called Shitehill....really no big deal......nothing to get worked up about. Some places have a reputation and to pretend otherwise is stupid. Nobody is slagging off the locals......

Royston...... Now that is bad!!

royston's royston.

well i have seen some schemes in glasgow and paisley and man they were scary.

all the same, if gail were from royston she wouldn't waste her time choring wee minis!

fuck if you're going to do that at least chore the whole bottle!