Would you let your child play with your handcuffs?

[lionheart]

or would it just be too hard to explain?

HIs parents are going to be so embarrassed

I bet his mum was mortified!

'It's beyond my wildest imagination why someone would keep handcuffs in their bedroom.'

hee hee, do you think we should tell him what they were doing there?

Green watch firefighter Dan French said... 'It's beyond my wildest imagination why someone would keep handcuffs in their bedroom.'

ROFL

maybe she is a police officer though?(hmm)

Hmm, Lapin lives there

yes well it's always the quiet ones....

Are you saying it is LL?

LL's ds is too little to be described as a "schoolboy" so tis deffo not Lapin.

But if you guys wanna speculate about her handcuffs, go right ahead

like this?

he probably went poking about in places he shouldnt have been looking

Or more upmarket?

oh god dh did this once
had to go and get them cut off at fire station
They were pink and fluffy too - SIL and her GF's He decided to try one on (only one hand) and it got locked and there was no key

SILs GF was v peed off and made him buy her new ones

I hope she made him fork out for an upgrade whilst he was about it.

What did your firefighters say to your DH, CD?

Well actually he went to the police station first and there were about 12 hells angels in reception, they all pissed themselves by all accounts

Not sure waht the firemen said

"you twat" I would hazard a guess

I never said it was LL. I just said she lived there
DH has handcuffs. Metal ones like the ones described!

Unfortunate events like that stay with you.

No, but he can muck about with my studded whip if he likes.

Do you have an eight year old DS by any chance saltire?

Yes I do, and this is exactly the kind of thing he would do. He found a vibrator once while going through my drawers and came downstairs with it
However I don't live in Portsmouth!

I thought you lived close enough.

Might I put it to you that one's DS did perchance get a hold of one's cuffs,

isn't it possible that one wouldn't go straight to the nearest fire-station ...?

Ah but in Dh's line of work they always have spares in the office.