C'mon then oh wise ones, hows does he do this then?

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news.sky.com/skynews/video/videoplayer/0,,91059-1289571,.html

yes indeedy you can can't you?

Not claiming superior brainpower (although I am very intelligent), just non-gullibility!

I've had a word with the bloke two streets down, and he's admitted it - there is a seat! I'm off to set up a AIBU thread about whether or not I should tell everyone now. Can't trust anyone these days...

The seat's right under his arse! You can see it, not even hidden in his trousers.

"I learned dis in India" yeah, sure you did mate.

When the link comes from the Sky News website you know it's going to be a load of bollocks. If they said today's Thursday I'd check.

PMSL at Archie checking it's Thursday

Maybe the pole goes straight up his arse