Controversial plan from Government - parents to be notified if their children are likely to grow up working class

[hunkermunker]

I think it's quite a good idea in principle, I'm sure you'll all agree

Very naughty mouse

PMSL at children being encouraged to 'browse around antique shops in Richmond'

what a great site

you'll get stick for this, mark my words (I seem to be saying that a lot atm, I am Properly Middle Aged and MAtronly I feel!)

I love the 'Britain runs out of unfamous people' one as well

I liked 'Trading Standards forces 'Punless Hair Salon to close'

for refusal to comply with ?Hairdresser?s Pun and Innuendo Regulations Act 2003?

arf

I was crying over the Hair Salon one. Brilliant!

OH MY GOD! Maybe we should stop this antiques fad of ours? Am I rearing little ponceys, by taking my kids to the antigue shops in Ricmond, the Antiquarian Bookshops in Charing Cross Road? My boys LOVE to peruse the Ancient Greek Red Figure vases at the BM and begs me to take him to South Bank for a spot of Jazz or Classical music on a sunday morning...

haha love that doctors' receptionist one too tmmam

'Almost without exception she was able to deduce that the patients were nowhere near as ill as they thought they were and so did not need to see the doctor.'

sounds about right

I have bookmarked the NewsBiscuit site for when I'm feeling sad

whats wrong with being working class?

Love 'Spanish Child Demands Normal Bedtime'

oh that is genius

Oh I like the police admit it was worth robbing the pensioner one too, hahahahaha

Love the clown one!!!!

Dog fighting using golden retriever puppies (and a little bit "awwwww!")

ROFL at "The British Medical Association has awarded its first honorary degree to Susan James a 54-year-old receptionist at a South London doctor?s surgery. Mrs James was given the award after demonstrating an extraordinary ability to diagnose patient?s illnesses within seconds of meeting them. Almost without exception she was able to deduce that the patients were nowhere near as ill as they thought they were and so did not need to see the doctor."

'Canadian delighted to be mistaken for an American'

"Dec stands to left of Ant to confuse police line-up." LOL!

Natasha Kaplinsky recalled by Mattel

BBC television presenter Natasha Kaplinsky was today recalled by toy manufacturer Mattell amid fears that she may be dangerously leaden due to the excessive amounts of paint applied.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!

PMSL- I think we'd get evicted from our village if our W?C ness sneaked out!

When questioned, Ministers confirmed that they would be writing warning letters to the families of their own builders and cleaners; ?As soon as they got someone to translate the letters into Polish.?

Guffaw (even if Dh's Polisha ssistant is the least WC bloke we ever met LOL- Opera festivals in europe, anyone?)