It's an awful story, but WHAT a typo!

[StIncognita]

This is just dreadful, but the typo 'Paranoid the schizophrenic' souns like a proper Daily Mail villain...

my typo wasn't so clever - sounds

Oh bum, they've seen it and changed it!

It did say - His horrified wife fought desperately to fend off paranoid the schizophrenic.

I'll get me coat...

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I'm always the one pointing out rude shapes in the clouds, too, the instant before they change...