PMSL - peacock falls in love with a car and seriously damages it...

[tortoiseSHELL]

here

just curious how do they know the peacock "sexually attacked" the car as opposed to just attacking it? Perhaps someone saw the whole thing?

Hilarious

There was a peacock somewhere in Scotland that fell in love with a petrol pump.

They're easily confused, it seems .

i wonder if it was going for the exhaust pipe...

would peahen be in posession of exhaust pipe like appendages

maybe it was a particularly well-hung peacock....?

He probably thought it was a rival if it was peacock blue, peahens are brown, right? Doesn't make as good copy I suppose.