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OMG - claire verity shagged mick jagger whilst 'helping' with his son

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RnB · 30/09/2007 08:22

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peggotty · 30/09/2007 08:25

News of the world

Much as I disagree with her horrendous methods something is telling me to take that with a huge pinch of salt.

beansprout · 30/09/2007 08:26

Oh fab, the smear campaign begins.

Snaf · 30/09/2007 08:26

Yeah, riiiiiight.

MegaVegLech · 30/09/2007 08:29

I'm sorry- I don't are if she did or she didn't. What I do care about is now I am thinkin gof those two getting it on.

Ewww it's nearly as bad as pretending my parents don't do that kin dof thing.

Do you think MJ made her put a nappy on him?

double ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

MegaVegLech · 30/09/2007 08:31

Get your yayas out
he pulled down my tracksuit bottoms

I am sooo PMSL.

merryberry · 30/09/2007 08:39

there's a grand typo in a pic caption: 'mick chested on jerry...'

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RnB · 30/09/2007 08:43

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hatwoman · 30/09/2007 08:49

nice one. a 5 minute on the counter job is pretty much stretching the defintion of "making love". if true what a pair of arseholes.

Easywriter · 30/09/2007 08:49

Ewww!

I take it they were both working on the 'Any hole's a goal' principle.

Yuk!

ruty · 30/09/2007 08:51

Oh i do hope all that is true. I really do.

CaptainUnderpants · 30/09/2007 09:05

I though on the telly she looked older than 41 !

I love the term ' made love ' in this article , it wasn't making love it was a quick shag !

StealthPolarBear · 30/09/2007 09:08

do you think they made eye contact during it?
sorry

WideWebWitch · 30/09/2007 09:09

How vile

DrNortherner · 30/09/2007 09:12

"He hitched me up on to the breakfast bar and pulled down my jogger bottoms. We kissed passionately and the next thing I remember he was making love to me."

Jogging bottoms?!

Purlease..............

Easywriter · 30/09/2007 09:12

What do you mean Stealth?
Is there a dodgy eye between the four in question?
CV does look a little 'interesting' but I put that down to a hard life (that and he fact that she doesn't look a day over...50)

lissielou · 30/09/2007 09:13

do you think she told him to be quick? cant mess up the routine after all!

StealthPolarBear · 30/09/2007 09:14

CV recommends no eye contact with babies as it just encourages them to want your attention. Just wondering if that theory was used in other parts of her life?

lissielou · 30/09/2007 09:14

lol stealth

StealthPolarBear · 30/09/2007 09:16

I'm addicted to cheap CV shots

MegBusset · 30/09/2007 09:16

As DH just said, wonder if she demanded it every four hours and made him stand in the garden in between ?

Easywriter · 30/09/2007 09:17

Oh yes!

Oh I see why it all happened now.

She says Mick is well endowed and much as you 'can't let a thing so small control your life' it's OK to let something massive shag you on a kitchen worksurface.

StealthPolarBear · 30/09/2007 09:19

Hope he told her no one wants to see her boobs

littlelapin · 30/09/2007 09:19

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Easywriter · 30/09/2007 09:20

Sorry, I'm addicted to CV bashing too.
She made me cry with her harsh methods, at 7.5 months pregnant I have enough aesthetic issues to deal with without adding crying about the welfare of children in her care.

And ... breathe!

littlelapin · 30/09/2007 09:23

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