A Motto for Britain ?

[littlemissbossy]

Apparently Gordon Brown has welcomed the suggestion of having a motto for Britain. Two of my favourite from the bbc news website are

"In asbo we trust"
"Smile you're on CCTV"

So what would your motto for Britain be?

'if it ain't broke, fix it at all costs'

"You don't have to be mad to live here, but it helps"?

mine would be

Great Britain?

you get off the plane at Heathrow and see

'Welcome to organised chaos Britain"