Man smuggles iguanas inside false leg

[WendyWeber]

You couldn't make it up, could you?

How does anyone ever think of doing something like that? "He is alleged to have constructed a special compartment inside his prosthetic limb to move the reptiles."

Tosser.

You see, this is what the 'in the news' section was made for!

my ex uncle in law (I think) used to keep his cash in his false leg.

Twas very embarrassing when it was his round!

It beats a false pregnancy bump, doesn't it.