*******breaking news story here*******

[ElesJoinsTheRevolution]

i left a light on last night. i have phoned sky sources to confess.

remember, you saw it here first!

well, I think you're awful for posting such a story. Some of us don't wish to have these things forced upon us, you know!

Registering my

it better have been an energy saver bulb. I mean, really, imagine your carbon footprint now!!

The lightbulb has been sentto a rensic laboratory for investigation of its energy-sving status. Sources close to ElesJoinsThe Revolution say 'We cannot imagine her destroying the environment in this way. There is plainly some sort of conspiracy against her.'

Registerin' dis waste!