Have you ever been In The News? Ooooh I'd love to be In The News

[BillyElliotsDad]

[ooh]

aaah

I've been In (and On) The News. [smug]

Personally or as part of an organisation/event?

did you sit on a newspaper?

lol

Personally.

But let's talk about BillyElliotsDad, who wants to be In The News.

So, what appalling and embarrasing thing can we now reveal about the OP?