Cheeky goblins steal Noddy's car again

[DottyOfArc]

Mr Plod has been called.

I'm sick of the prejudice against goblins on this site.

I've reported your post.

weirdo...

I've heard that there were goblin footprints around the vehicle....

was that remark directed at me "DottyOfArc"?

Witnesses state they did not say 'Goblins' they said they saw Big Ears.

ledodgy - now there's no need to get Ear-ist

As a goblin, I can't stress strongly enough how sick and tired I am of being discriminated against on the flimsiest of premises.

when will you humans understand that we have feelings too? Most goblins are just like you.

was hoping I'd get deleted - have never been deleted.

Goblins - send 'em back to Goblinland I say...

Apart from the dungarees of course...

Police say Sly and Gobbo have been taken in for questioning (SKY news)

Although Master Tubby Bear's got a guilty look about him...

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Master Tubby Bear on an ASBO - I like it!!

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You back again, goblin-hating dungareed human?

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Oh yes - at work though so shouldn't be... Missed you all yesterday - did the strike happen then?

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blardy ACAS - bet we had to cave in a bit...