humpty dumpty hurt in shock accident

[moljam]

he fell of a wall but hes ok as all the kings horses and all the kings men helped him

did 'e fall or woz 'e pushed?

They were the ones who "helped" him over the wall. The filthy scum.
Or so I heard.

PMSL

I heard it was all those kings men wot dunnit.

See, the mistake was letting the horses have the first go at "helping"