Well knock me down with a feather, the Pope is CATHOLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Piffle]

Holy shit!

stop these rumours.

I knew it! He had that look about him. I could feel it in my water.

That not what it said on Sky news.

I know they had him confused with osama Bin liner

bizarre...

There's a shocking expose about it all in my Now! magazine "in the news" section.

Surely we need DNA evidence. Does he shit in the woods?

I hate to say i told you so..

Have you confirmed this by checking Wiki?

I've always said there was something a bit funny about that geezer

My mum's friend's sister's local newspaper says that they have actually discovered he has protestant DNA.

Well, he probably would have protestant DNA being German 'n' all, but he should take a lie detector test. I am confident he would pass