SKY NEWS I've Just trumped

[NotAnOtter]

Or have I?

Check your sofa for DNA.

it is now being reported that a source close to you has disclosed that the trump was infact an anal prolapse

Thank you notanotter you've made me laugh properly for the first time today with your outrageous claim.

I can't smell anything so it can't be true.

The daily mail are saying it was in fact not a trump but a shart.

ROFL at bluestocking

PARP!

but if sky news said it it must be true

this needs bumping

v good

dp getting forensics to check pants

Could this be a conspiracy theory and actually it was HIM?

now we need to bump them allup

Are you trying to cover up for the dead mouse behind the sofa?

the evidence could have been planted....

the evidence could have been planted....

Did you follow through?

hang on - the paparazzi are here for a shoot

touch your toes guys its a line up!

trouble is this kind of evidence doesn't leave any trace.

open a window, fan your arse a bit and it's gone. forensic science can't a thing.

No trace? With a follow through?

Perhaps it was just that white Fiat Uno backfiring?

it's as if you never farted.

its a dutch oven under this duvet