Greggs sausage rolls will make you fat!

[Bluestocking]

Where will it end? I have been enjoying these as part of a calorie-controlled diet for years ... and suddenly I find that they are a lardy timebomb!

Well that's easy to solve, simply switch to chocolate - which obviously has no calories and is so good for ones figure.

Lardy timebomb PMSL - you can just imagine the police surrounding someone outside Greggs with riot barriers and yelling 'stay back, she's gonna eat the cake. I don't think her sides can take it - she's gonna blow'.