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Heres something to cheer you all up-Ulrika,s getting married again

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jenk1 · 10/09/2007 14:12

"Ulrikas Rock Joy"

showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1283428,00.html

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FluffyMummy123 · 10/09/2007 17:12

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spitzhund · 10/09/2007 17:16

I know nothing of her past. She's always so keen keen keen to please a man. That's not a good quality.

suzycreamcheese · 10/09/2007 17:17

in a venn diagram icod?

she could be ringed with kerry, jordan and jade for mag coverage too..

FluffyMummy123 · 10/09/2007 17:17

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spitzhund · 10/09/2007 17:17

har

yes, let's picture that venn diagram

suzycreamcheese · 10/09/2007 17:26

she has big tits ..never noticed..

abandoned by mother
beaten up by boyfriend
dated high profile unattractive bloke

oh it could have lots of circles crossovers!
quite a good game..

spitzhund i like the name..love german for the fake cussing words and way it sounds...iykwim...

spitzhund · 10/09/2007 17:27

why thank you, suzycee.

Yes, it's a hard old tongue isn't it

Caroline1852 · 10/09/2007 17:31

Ironically, she looks like Miss Havisham in that photo. I think it is the old woman hair - "my hair used to be my crowning glory now it is dry, thin, lifeless and long". I wonder if Ulrika will put it up (in an old woman bun?) for the wedding?

suzycreamcheese · 10/09/2007 18:08

caroline if she doesnt wear it in a bun it will catch in the revolving door at the registry office...might bump into herself !

yes, hair was straw look
skin strange unenviable hue

into the venn again ..with wurzel gummidge

southeastastra · 10/09/2007 18:10

aw congrats ulrika

missgriss · 10/09/2007 18:10

place your bets now.

Her divorce story will be in OK next summer

LoveAngel · 10/09/2007 19:41

She makes me laugh.

ELR · 10/09/2007 19:42

is it only third time thought she had been married more than tha\t !!

deaconblue · 10/09/2007 21:19

will she ever learn?

ArthurScarCOD · 11/09/2007 22:51

lol at this in context of all teh other int the news threads

Frizbe · 11/09/2007 22:52

well that's made me laugh anyway.

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