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Gordon Ramsay's right testicle is recovering nicely

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welliemum · 07/09/2007 03:43

Apparently he burned it whilst cooking "commando".

link here - no horrible details I promise

Am not his biggest fan but am definitely sympathetic as it can't be much fun. However,

a) WHY is this news?
b) Didn't his mother tell him about basic safety in the kitchen?
c) Apparently Jamie Oliver has done similar whilst cooking in the nude
d) WHY is THAT news?
e) And ditto Jamie's mother!

Does being a sleb mean you're not allowed to have common sense any more?

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slim22 · 07/09/2007 03:58

poor thing,
i have to admit i quite fancy him

Califrau · 07/09/2007 05:08

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Furball · 07/09/2007 07:19

pmsl - gives a whole new take on roasted chestnuts

Blandmum · 07/09/2007 07:21

or baked plums

woodenchair · 07/09/2007 13:16

says alot about the size of his old fella if his nuts hit the cooker first!!

lulumama · 07/09/2007 13:19

PMSL Furball !!

the thought of him cooking and going commando has made me come over all uneccesary !

god bless you welliemum,that has made my day!!

andiem · 07/09/2007 14:05

pmsl has made my day too

bagpuss · 07/09/2007 14:14

Poor Gordon, and lol welliemum and furball .

whomovedmychocolate · 07/09/2007 21:33

Oh this is the nicest story in the news for AGES!

Bet he had a queue to kiss him better though.

angmarie · 07/09/2007 21:49

I must admit I wouldnt say no to rubbing it better for him

MrsGordonRamsay · 07/09/2007 21:52

And this is funny how...................???

Califrau · 07/09/2007 23:00

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Magicmayhem · 07/09/2007 23:12

that will teach him to wear pants and a pinny!

TinyGang · 07/09/2007 23:24

I wonder if they stuck one of those blue kitchen plasters on it?

PrettyCandles · 07/09/2007 23:42

About cooking in the nude, I read somewhere that the best way to make a perfect fried breakfast is to cook it in the nude. That way you cook veeeery carefully, ensuring that the fat doesn't get too hot and that the bacon is of prime quality and not pumped with water.

Not that I've tried this myself - I have people to do this for me (ie the hotel chef when I'm on holiday).

Jenkeywoo · 07/09/2007 23:46

When I was very pregnant I was cooking stir-fry naked as I was so hot - I suddenly felt my bump and it was roasting hot, I was really concerned because it got really hot before I felt anything. So there's a lesson to be learnt - don't go stir-frying naked. (also naked ironing if you have pendulous norks, I burnt a nipple one time).

TinyGang · 07/09/2007 23:46

....and you don't prick the sausages

Pan · 08/09/2007 00:37

Meatballs, anyone??

WendyWeber · 08/09/2007 01:00

Why does anybody ever cook in the nude? Even nudists? It's just asking for trouble.

welliemum · 13/09/2007 22:19

Just bumping because it is still making me snigger at odd moments...

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VidiVickiVENIQV · 13/09/2007 22:21


And the smell of burnt hair.....[boak]

welliemum · 13/09/2007 22:28

I hadn't thought about the burnt hair!

[starts to feel a bit queasy]

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