OMG, What a nutter.

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drink driver drinks contact lens fluis....among other things

Bet it knocked the socks off him.

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They're careful not to mention his name, but it's obvious, isn't it?: it's Bart "Eat my shorts" Simpson!

pmsl

"ploice eventually had to try to undress the man to stop him eating all his clothes"
pmsl. aint never been that drunk!