Are they for real?

[lionheart]

See this snippit here

snippet, even.

Well no, they're fake, obviously

I got a dictionary!
Not sure whether to be or !

Not sure where this particular piece of news originates, maybe only in the fantasy of some journalist ... would be pretty strange if it were true.

I hope it's not true - that's really sad.

It is.

"It's a much more useful present than something like a car, which will break down after a few years, or a holiday, which is over within a week. My new breasts will last a lifetime."

FGS.

Sorry, meant PMSL.

"My new breasts will last a lifetime." Don't you have to get them redone after 10 years or so?

books university place and flight to Italy

Do you really, Moosma? Then it's even stranger.

people are mad

In fact, the new breasts will last beyond a lifetime! All the more reason to be happy with what nature gave you...

Gosh, how terribly sad if it is true

It simply never occurred to me at the age of 18 that my breasts needed any alteration.

And frankly, 23 years and 2 children later, it still doesn't.

AIBU?

Oops they're not 18 are they.

They're 21 or 22.

But even then it didn't occur to me

chipbutty, gosh what a gruesome thought. Archaeologists in Italy of the future open up tombs containing a skeleton and a pair of silicon pouches.

chipbutty, gosh what a gruesome thought. Archaeologists in Italy of the future open up tombs containing a skeleton and a pair of silicon pouches.

They have the breast implants left over in CSI sometimes.