I work in Primark, I am the snidey one on the till putting your purchases through without a word...
I got to work and there were police everywhere and tape cordoning off the road
I asked one of those Street Wardens (ie failed copper) what to do and he said "I don't know"
so I went into work and the receptionist said "I don't know"
so I went back down and a Successful Copper ran across the street and screeched at me to GET AWAY, GO THAT WAY >
but all the staff are in there, said I
get them out RIGHT NOW, said he
cue lots of running up and down 3 flights informing staff
all stood in the rain whilst everyone phoned home/work/loved ones/the moon
then back in
emailed cod
excitement over for the day (hopefully)