KATIE PRICE AND PETER ANDRE HAVE THEIR LITTLE GIRL BY C/S THIS MORNING

[RTKangaMummy]

CONGRATULATIONS TO THEM BOTH

6lb 13oz iirc

Three teenage boys, I'd say! Hello Boys!

oh dear mrsscavo, i think your use of the wonderbra slogan has given them all wee stoners...

You all are missin out!

The Ann Summers thread is much funnier .

So anyway-- what is the baby called?

LOL, Aitch!- I didn't think of that.

you are filthie talkin about stiffies an all that

wot is this some kind of smutt site

y do u tink he a boy

he cud js be young but a mum like u lot

Baz....xx you'e getting boring now. You were funny for 2 mins. You seem to be repeating yourself.

Crystal

God I hate 'text talk'

y

i not a boy

you jus rude and bitchy

wot's wrong with crystal, like the champane?

crystle is classy innit

i feel compelled to go through baz's posts with a red pen correcting all the hideous grammar and spelling..innit

It's the text talk- either she ahs no idea of MN etiquette, or she's a spoof chav.

Either way she's

righte maybe i dont do the best spellin ever but at least i dont spen my time perancing aroun wavin my sex toyz at evryone

No? Oh really you should try it- it's divine, really to die for

They amke fab arm weights for aerobics don't you know? And of course they're excellent for scaring off chave who have mistakenly entered ones garden, mistaking it for a park or some vile public amenity

Baz what pert of the country are you from, I'm just trying to figure out where they say "perancing"

And well done for remembering the g on the end of ing.

MrsScavo you is not very nnice i feel sorry for MrScavo

If you think I'm not very nice, you should meet Mr Scavo.

He really is a pendant for correct spelling.

I was praising your spelling there. You really should learn to take complements more graciously.

And Mr Scavo won't be feeling very sorry for himself very soon

PEDANT for correct spelling, surely?

unless he has a necklace attached?