Spice Girls Reuninion (I feel as sick as a pig...)

[WestCountryLass]

And, no, not because they have reformed but because how great does Mel B look weeks after having a baby???????

My baby is older than hers and I am not close to looking as great as she does. Lets not talk about Emma....

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6246448.stm

I owe you an email ... been moving boxes ... will do next week

[hurls/pukes] at the thought of 60yo spice girls.

Posh's boobs were cited in an article in Times/Guardian last week as an example of what women puts women off breast surgery 'I don't want them to turn out like that'.

Also the tart look is apparently an unconscious reaction to her fear now she's arrived in LA that David will be nicked by some other woman.

Timesonline

Extract:

"One surgeon I spoke to suspects that capsular contraction provides an explanation for Victoria Beckham?s unaccountably fierce bosom. ?The fact she is so slight doesn?t help, but they aren?t right.? He was not the only surgeon to say that one of the most common worries expressed by thirtysomething patients was that they might end up with Posh boobs."

geri looks weird there.out of place with the others.and what's with the black shoes with white floral dress?

sorry but mel b's boyfriend is rough. i can't believe she's got another bloke already

vb looks like a hooker.

mel c and emma look ok

Newsround yesterday said that 'a band is reforming called The Spice Girls, now some of you may not have been born then....'

Was it that long?

I fancy going too. Have signed up

Posh needs to rethink her statements about her boobs not having been enhanced! FFS!

Shiny, she was forced to retract all statements of that nature during a court case. She admitted that her breasts were not entirely natural.

It was some libel case with a tabloid, iirc

Oh did she?? I am a bit behind then. A court case? How did her tits become involved in a court case?

x post. Ah ok.

It was a libel case, shiny. It was a few years ago now.

I dont understand it. Victoria has 3 kids, Mel B has 2, Geri has one, and Emma will have one.
How can they contemplate a world tour with little babies and small children? I can barely get to Tescos. And feel bad leaving LO for a PT job. But a world tour?! Very odd.
Am secretly hoping Mel C retains her dignity and leaves before the tour starts!

What a horribly bitchy thread.

I'm not usually up for bitching but you girls do it so well. This thread has given me a right old belly laugh this morning.

Those planet paps of Posh's are uttery risible aren't they? Confusingly, she must be really pleased with them to want to show them off like this. I can only wonder what she sees when she looks in the mirror because it's totally at odds with what the rest of us are seeing.

Ok girlies let put this in perspective, these women are going to earn an estimated £20 million EACH, and theyre not doing it for the money??!! Well chuffing well donate it to the poor families in Yorkshire who are in a school hall for the next 3-4 weeks with kids, dogs and god knows what, its not like they need the money is it? If you could put all the money in a pot that theyve spent on surgery, botex, fillers etc then we could solve a hellva lot of heartache for a hellava lot of people. Ive got some baby clothes id love to send to help these poor people, any ideas where to send them to? Cant find anything on the net.

The others look normal/natural and Victoria is made out of plastic!! She looks terrible.

They are tragic but I think they will be hilarious wobblimg about the stage trying to be relevant.Bring it on!

mel b certainly doesn't need the money now, that's for sure, and neither does vb

i actually don't understand why they are getting back together

Why are they getting back together

Posh - she has something to prove in LA
Scary - needs the money
Ginger - needs the attention
Sporty - had her arm twisted - least keen
Baby - always the easy going one but genuinely enjoys performing + wants to keep a high profile after Strictly Come dancing and the flop of her recent album

Thats why

"I won't be wasting
My precious time."

SO FUNNY,you've all really cheered me up

friends went to their farewell tour and said they all looked over it, felt cheeted as they couldnt wait to get off. Whatever the papers say only posh has any dosh, most of the others company accounts had a few hundred grand. Scary, before getting child maintainance was going to live in a 100k house in Brazil, for a cheaper life.Take that have a backlog of fab songs, genuine performers cant imagine them all on stage doing what they used to do, look how all saints fared in their comeback.Spice girls must be doing a set income deal not ticket sales, so they probably wont lose out, it will be their promoters.

if ticket sales are bad i bet posh gets pregnant and drops out.