Who flipping well goes to ASCOT??

[UnquietDad]

It just seems like such a poncy waste of time. Why does it get so much coverage? Stupid hats, idiotic people with too many names and too much time on their hands... Nobody ever comments on the fact that it's during the week and during the DAY, when most normal people are either working or looking after the kids. I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than watch horse-racing.

I went to chester races once..............had an absolute ball!!! didnt win one bet, never spent one pence because we met some hooray henries who thought my friend and i looked like a game "bit of stuff".

got completely sloshed (so whats new!!) and then made our excuses to go for a tinkle and out the back door "game bit of stuff indeed"

i love ascot!! been a few times..get dressed up, drink pimms all day,(and anything else thats going) quickly get pissed and shout louder with each race! come home looking like ive been dragged through a hedge backwards minus my hat!..great day out!