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God, I can't stand Christina Adone - really hope she fails her test...

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Tinker · 20/06/2007 13:16

here

She annoys me so much even looked up the stats to show she's wrong here

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Aitch · 20/06/2007 13:20

she's got a daddy fixation a mile wide. not enough attention cos of her wee bro. i feel for her a bit.

Dogsby · 20/06/2007 13:20

dennis leary

swoon

Tinker · 20/06/2007 13:22

Only a bit though Aitch

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Aitch · 20/06/2007 13:31

only a wee bit, tbh. papa, i want to drive just like you... papa, please put down that boody oil and give me some attention...

Aitch · 20/06/2007 13:32

bloody oil...

hippipotami · 20/06/2007 13:46

I read that as body oil, which gave your sentence a whole different slant

TheArmadillo · 20/06/2007 13:48

I thought Britain had the lowest number of deaths on the road of any European country.

And we all know the Italians are renowned for their driving skills

Surely it is finding a instructor you get on with whatever their nationality.

ViciousSquirrelSpotter · 20/06/2007 13:49

I gave up after the first sentence "papa I want to drive like you"

Please.

Aitch · 20/06/2007 13:53

ROFL, hippo. that's another column entirely.

hippipotami · 20/06/2007 17:16
Grin
MrsMar · 20/06/2007 17:33

Reminds me of that old gag...

Cut to:

computer screens of flashy new car design.

Gravely voiceover: Designed by computer...

Cut to:

High tech car factory with lots of swishy machines.

Gravely voiceover: Built by robots...

Cut to:

Mangled wreckage of car on road...

Gravely voiceover: Driven by Italians.

(and I'm half Italian, married to an Italian!)

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