God, I can't stand Christina Adone - really hope she fails her test...

[Tinker]

here

She annoys me so much even looked up the stats to show she's wrong here

she's got a daddy fixation a mile wide. not enough attention cos of her wee bro. i feel for her a bit.

dennis leary

swoon

Only a bit though Aitch

only a wee bit, tbh. papa, i want to drive just like you... papa, please put down that boody oil and give me some attention...

bloody oil...

I read that as body oil, which gave your sentence a whole different slant

I thought Britain had the lowest number of deaths on the road of any European country.

And we all know the Italians are renowned for their driving skills

Surely it is finding a instructor you get on with whatever their nationality.

I gave up after the first sentence "papa I want to drive like you"

Please.

ROFL, hippo. that's another column entirely.

Reminds me of that old gag...

Cut to:

computer screens of flashy new car design.

Gravely voiceover: Designed by computer...

Cut to:

High tech car factory with lots of swishy machines.

Gravely voiceover: Built by robots...

Cut to:

Mangled wreckage of car on road...

Gravely voiceover: Driven by Italians.

(and I'm half Italian, married to an Italian!)