Why is Osama Bin Laden on the loose but a young socialite is detained?

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"Why is it so difficult for rich white women to get justice in America?"

Two of the gems from the PM newsletter. This made me PMSL.

Such glorious news that Ms Hilton may be sent straight back to prison. The world looks a happier place today

Ha ha! She is a very ludicrous woman and I hope she goes back for the full term. It's not so much her fame and fortune that makes me say it, but the fact that she consistently flouted driving bans.

Arse holes like that kill people ... as does, of course, the fragrant Mr Bin Laden!

Now George Michael is up before the beak for the same thing

What is wrong with these celebs? Can't they afford taxis?

I think OBL is dead actually although the Americans choose to suggest he isn't.

I agree, Xenia. He's been too quiet for too long.

Maybe he's tending goats somewhere, blending in