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British women prefer chocolate to sex!!!!

36 replies

whomovedmychocolate · 06/06/2007 16:50

Well this is no surprise to me obviously but some of you may not have seen this!

uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20070605/tod-britain-sex-chocolate-6058bda.html

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southeastastra · 06/06/2007 16:51

no i prefer sex

fruittea · 06/06/2007 16:51

that's cos chocolate's easier to get

OrmIrian · 06/06/2007 16:52

And????

Sorry but I thought that was normal . But I'm trying to avoid chocolate atm so having to make do....

UnquietDad · 06/06/2007 16:54

I suppose you can have chocolate on your own.

And you can have chocolate without getting a nasty disease or getting pregnant.

And you don't need to feel guilty if you don't enjoy chocolate.

And nobody will ever pressure you to put chocolate in an orifice where you don't want it it to go.

WK007 · 06/06/2007 17:02

Chocolate is soooo much better than sex. if chocolate was calorie free I don't think I'd ever bother with men again!

Desiderata · 06/06/2007 17:03

Well, I definitely prefer sex.

What is this obsession with chocolate?

WK007 · 06/06/2007 17:07

All I know is I've never had chocolate begging me to eat it and I've never had to try hard to get it to let me eat it. Chocolate performs reliably and you have total control over whether you have a quick bite or stuff yourself for 3 hours.

DrDaddy · 06/06/2007 17:08

"And nobody will ever pressure you to put chocolate in an orifice where you don't want it it to go."
UQD - I used to be a rugby player. The above statement is untrue.

FioFio · 06/06/2007 17:10

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Booboobedoo · 06/06/2007 17:10

UQD you are being very funny today . (That's chocolate on my nose btw).

I currently prefer chocolate, but I think it's a New Mum thing.

With ref to the article, does that mean that London men are a better shag?

NoodleStroodle · 06/06/2007 17:11

LOL Dr Daddy!

InternationalMouseOfMystery · 06/06/2007 17:11

that's funny fio, i like sex but love chocolate

OrmIrian · 06/06/2007 17:11

Both is probably better.

FioFio · 06/06/2007 17:12

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OrmIrian · 06/06/2007 17:15

During perhaps but mostly as a follow up - instead of a cigarette.

FioFio · 06/06/2007 17:16

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OrmIrian · 06/06/2007 17:16

Bad for the teeth fio. Muuuuch worse than chocolate.

UnquietDad · 06/06/2007 17:17

DrDaddy - it's a closed world to me!!

OrmIrian · 06/06/2007 17:17

Actually I seem to remember buying little chocolate cigarettes when I was a child - I think they were Italian and they had crinkly gold foil all over them.

FioFio · 06/06/2007 17:19

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kel4mum · 06/06/2007 17:20

I prefer sex, gagging for it most of the time. I dont see what the big deal is about chocolate anyway, I always feel guilty about eating chocolate in case i put on a few pounds and sex is a great way to help lose weight

BishyBarneyBee · 06/06/2007 17:22

depends on the chocolate
depends on the sex

KerryMum · 06/06/2007 17:22

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kel4mum · 06/06/2007 17:27

I think that us british women are just alittle too shy to admit that we enjoy sex just us much as we enjoy chocolate.

OrmIrian · 06/06/2007 17:28

Not shy at all. Just love chocolate.

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