Mourhino is a great big yorkshire terrier owning jessie

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fairy

Imagine him getting all het up about his lickle fluffy wuffy doggy woggy.

I was just gobsmacked at how much rent he pays for his home. £19k a month! Cripes!

malorytowers why?

surely doggy hairs play havoc with all that cashmere!!

UGLY

And arse

Hahahahaha!!! I saw this story first thing this morning and have been laughing about it all day, hehehehe! Apparently, the dog is now 'missing' lol! What a pansy - do you think Jose ties its hair up in an ickle red ribbon?

No no no- is Mr Cool and Arrogant and Fabulous.

hope he gets a load of chanting stick from the Reds on Saturday

perhaps they could sing 'how much is that doggy in the window'

ooooh I would like to take down his particulars phnar phnar

Ooooh yes JT, great idea

Will make victory even more sweet to see Jose the Fairy crying over his lickle lost doggy

who cares i still would

wonder if the police have got any leads?

god malory me too....think he is sex on a stick.

Got any leads Soph geddit?

Geddit, Boris.

Fit...fit....fit...and the yorkie completes the fantasy! I love that he's got arrested over his dog - at least its not a pit bull type shenanigans eh?

But it should be a pitbull/rottweiler/GSD to fit his image. Even 11 yo dd has been laughing like a drain over this.

But thats what so great - I expected it to be about an alsation or rodhesian ridgeback or similar - but a YORKIE!!!!! Sky were treating it so seriously (tongue in cheek-ily) it was hilarious - I think they saw it as a bit of light relief in a very heavy time and have hyped it up accordingly. I can just imagine him reclining of an evening in his black satin shortie dressing gown cuddling up to the little fella - swooooooo-n!!!

I love it that he pretends to have such a poor command of English when he actually worked as an interpreter.

Also his line about not caring about the match score because he has a good life and was off to have dinner and a nice bottle of wine with his wife.

He's ugly and even beer goggles wouldn't help.
My dc's call him moaning moron mourhinio
Am Liverpool fan as are my dp and dc's.Even we would rather see MU win than Chelsea.

Binkle&flip, we only have access to Sky news and yes, they really bigged it up, hehe. I wonder if the doggie (assuming it's not still 'missing') will be the mascot at Chelsea's next game??