Prince Malcolm Arthur Charles

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Malcolm?
Colour me surprised!

Well, not really, but I do hope they go for something random instead of one of the 'family' names.

Wouldn't be wholly out there - a number of kings of Scotland were Malcolm

My first cabbage patch kid has malcolm as a middle name. My best Friend is also called Malcolm. The cabbage patch kid has more hair!

ha ha! omg, I fell for it.

Then I googled

Prince Bernard Architrave Schmebulok

Christ I wish they'd announce. How many of these threads announcing made up names do we have to suffer before they do.

Honestly, it wasn't funny the first time. No need to keep repeating the joke.