The situation continues to worsen and can be described as a crisis

[StealthPolarBear]

here
:o

utter tragedy!

I'm glad you understand the gravity of the situation

That's worse than the chicken shortage!

grave indeed...

And Dh said it was a slow news day

this should knock those Royals off the front page

Can they not just get some bisto?

Why the lack of stock?

It is very funny but it's the kind of thing that brings big companies down, which would be a crisis for many 1000s (?) of staff

I should imagine several people's jobs are already on the line (or should be)