Madonna naked on Nip Tuck

[MummyPenguin]

In today's Sun:

"Madonna is set to strip naked in raunchy tv series Nip Tuck - for a romp with a hunky doc.

A show source says "everyone usually ends up taking their clothes off and having sex with Julian McMahon's character Dr. Troy."

Yawn. Put it away love.

oh yuck, how awful. I think I'll give that one a miss then

She'll have him in some kind of yoga lock and we wont know whos legs are whos! Would be funny though to see Dr Troy looking less muscular and fit than the woman!

FF very topical

confused as to what FF very topical means.

Barftastic. She is so stringy, like an old broiler bird.

She clearly hasn't experienced her 'Mutton Moment' yet, has she?

She ought to.

PMSL at 'broiler bird'. That is just what she looks like.

Isn't her DD a little beauty, though?

Have we not seen enough of Madge's grizzly groin yet?

MummyPenguin crufts was on the TV the other day.
FF (FioFio) hope that helps.
I hate to leave loose ends lying around. Just on mn to have abit of a tidy today.

I'd quite like to be on Nip/Tuck if it means a roll in the hay with Dr Troy

Ah, I see. Thanks for clearing that up! I was having a dense moment!

uurgh she's all veiny

put it away madge
seek dignity
you can afford it

Dr Troy did shag Roise whatserface a few weeks back

Yes he did. Got paid for it though

Bet they won't show her zombie hands though.

What with RTKM talking about Masterchef Gregg liking "snogging and pasta" and now this I really do feel sick.