It's the end of the world today...

[Grassgreendashhabi]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/29/end-of-the-world-doomsday-believers-predict-the-apocalypse/?campaignid=A100&campaignn_type=Email

I was going to defrost some mince meat for spag Bol tomorrow but don't need to now.

Not again!
Wasnt it supposed to happen last year? (there was huge hysteria on another forum about it, some people actually believed it ) -and the year before and the year before ad infinitum-

Great stuff, I was going to clean the house but I won't bother. The apocalypse will do a better job on the toilets than I would.

I was thinking about washing the car. But I've decided I'll just wait. And have a bottle of wine instead

Damn it! I have just cleaned the bathroom, needn't have bothered.

Oh goody - the doomer gloomer Remainers can blame it on Brexit

I'm off to drink whatever booze I can find in the house - only got eight hours [eek]

I thought it was summer holiday untidiness in my house, but it's just the apocalypse.

Can I get away without doing dinner tonight? Surely they can just eat chocolate?

nothing like it being the end of the world to help me get my priorities straight

That explains the smell of sulphur in the room.

Nope, hold on, it's the Westie.

Really?! Well that is just typical. I worked until 2pm and I'm back on call at 7pm. I shall be spending my last hours or earth hurtling around the streets answering stupid calls instead of drinking wine and eating cake. What a load of shite .

I thought that happened in 2012?

Nearly didn't buy Christmas presents just in case but thought I better do because it would be the end of the world if I didn't

Really? Better open some then.

I'll cancel my hair appointment so

Damn it, I was looking forward to that holiday and now this is going to mess up all my plans. Why me?

Grand - won't bother with the ironing then.

Better not be - it's my birthday!

Better not be - it's my birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Hope you got extra-special presents this year

^^ for
brightspark2

Sorry I messed up my message above.

Still, it's not like it's the end of the world or anything....oh wait.....

Well I am fasting today. Clearly a waste of time.

Bollocks, I've just bought a new steam mop, may never get to use it

Not again!!!!!

Fuck I've done some housework and shock horror kill me now I even did some laundry. Was I a fool was it not worth it?