Well, sorry, I'm sure it's a very serious and committed relationship but this just reads as total comedy (of the highest order)
highlights for me include:
"Miss Irimia, 24, is said to be dedicating her next single - Text Me I Love You - to the Montgomeryshire MP."
"If the Cheeky Girls ever bring out a country & western album, I may play a small role in it... but don't hold your breath.
has anyone read the full interview (go on, admit to buying Hello!, I won't tell anyone...)