Jordan got a BFP two days ago

[LieselVonGiftwrapp]

And shes telling everyone. Good for her though Im really pleased since she mc at beginning of year.

Yes, Malory.

It means shagging.

although TBF I'm with you on 'beanie' ... barf ... but the rest are simply shorthand

shagging for the express purpose of conceiving I believe

I had problems conceiving. I don't see where not liking terms like baby dancing makes a person smug and superior.

i hate "cum"
mispellign

dos that make me a) a prude
b) a pedant
c) both

Yes, shagging w/purpose .

I had IVF, I still stand by all my criticisms of those daft acronyms.

I hate it, too, cod, but it's a term everyone understands, as opposed to 'baby dancing'.

Ejaculate always makes me chuckle. As does 'erectile dysfunction'. Can't get it up and keep it up!

i HOPE you dont you dirty hooor

Pouch of Douglas.

lol
i lie thename douggie fo a kdi too!

what is Pouch of Douglas - is it yer fanjo?

its where i keep spare tampons

harharharharhar

oh god i did a botu 1 year ago
a dni forgot i had a tmapax in
cue visit to doctor cue thread incognito and theya ll laughed at em
ill find it

I remember, was on the lines of the UCM thread - hilarious

UCM, is that you?

I'm forever in UCM's debt, however, for the terms 'cock like a marrow' and 'hung like an upright hoover'.

er yes
it was so funny
as the dotor ahd to open the window

Noooooooooo!!! Open the window?

Here's a thought perhaps 'utility room' is a euphemism used by Lulumama.......

At least it wasn't stuck up your arse.