How pathetically childish has this forum gone?

[patheticbeyondbelief]

I am going to have to search the web for a more interesting site.

How old are you lot exactly???

Some of those posts were most definately done by young kids, surely?

this duck does not say eep

If it'll make you happy, Twig...

'kin 'ell a talking marmite snack then?

LOVE that film twig

... BA Barraduck ... coooool... Want one

k'in 'ell, a talking marmitey snack

LOL

Oi... impostor!

tis QV......

VVVQV how roooooooooooood

PMSL

ooer missus

I'll av yer knur, its the francaise pronunciation
of ze Anglish term "Rubber Duck"

Phew! That's alright then, thought you were being pathetic and childish there for a mo

Moi? Non!

Umm, I'd just like to say, actually, well, you know, far be it for me to answer such a post as by OP in any form of a sensible manner, but, like, you know.... I have a numebr of points actually.

1. I have heard angling united is an excellent sites. All about anglers falling in love with their rods. Alternatively Paint dries is a fantastically original, fascinating and innovative site you just must try.

2)As this is a parenting site it is entirely possible that the reason this site is odd atm is because the kids have all held their parents to hostage and stolen their user names. Or else the parents have left the kids home alone and gone out xmas shopping. Alternatively, of course, it could just be the stress of xmas itself making people tethcy. Last one most unlikely out of the lot though IMO...

3. Ahem. I am 26 a week tomorrow. Did you all hear that? Prada shoes, tiffany jewellary and any make of cars would all be welcome.

PS is my name change a bit too much of a mouthful?

Is there a comp for most typos going at the moment? If so I think I'll be giving Cod a good run for her money...

[tries to say FestivelyFrostyFloss 10 times quickly and fails...]

Pathetic and childish or pathetically childish, which is better I wonder?

I've childishly changed to my pathetic Christmas name as its the beginning of advent tomorrow

Oh no ... Christmas names... any idea what a rather unchristmassy duck can wear?

on the subject of names

pathetic childish

at Igor Gaidar the ex Russian Prime Minister

Roastturkey

Slight variation in breeds but its chrismas so its allowed.

You can't eat me... the rubber would stick in your teeth...

ruBERRYduck?

Hmm... how about roastRubberDuckwithcranberrysauce - does one have cranberry sauce with roast duck? And is the name too long?

Weird - I was coming back to post

RubberDuckandCranberrySauce.

Might be a bit long though.

Testing testing...