Please do not read if you are oversenstive

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Mickey Mouse is not real

He bloody is!
He's got a girlfriend called Minnie, and a dog called Pluto.
I've seen him and everything!
I also have a strong suspicion that he is spending a rather cosy winter in my loft.

but i have met him

...and Father Christmouse? What about Father Christmouse?

You are naughty!

hard as nails me [butch emoticon]