Boy awakes from coma addicted to cheese and swearing

[MrsBertMacklin]

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/boy-awakes-from-coma-addicted-to-cheese-and-swearing-10113941.html

Side note: Do people actually buy and routinely have wheels of cheese in their fridge?

Do baby bel count?

He ate a whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even angry

Cheese and swearing are two of my favourite things

Oh wait, clicked the Daily Mail link - blocks of cheese, not wheels. This somehow makes the story less pleasing.