One for the Discussion on Maternity Services thread, I think!!!!
(I have a friend who, having fallen off a stage dancing while drunk in a club, decided she was too drunk to drive to A&E - and so stitched her own leg!!!!! She is a midwife. ) (has had a change of career since then - don't panic, she won't be in a labour ward near you!)(but she was a FAB midwife)