Panda fakes a pregnancy to get more cake

[Wickeddevil]

It was on R4 news at 8 am

Is she a Mumsnetter?

news.sky.com/story/1325643/panda-may-have-faked-pregnancy-for-buns

Hope the link works!

Sounds more of an Emmerdale plot line to me.

If I was a script writer and looking to run it for at least 9-months, I'd give it to Kerry Wyatt as she's always attention seeking. lol

......and loves her junk food.

How sensible deceptive of her!

But I thought that Pandas had a reputation for not being very um bright. I don't think so

But I thought that Pandas had a reputation for not being very um bright. I don't think so

I agree. Smart girl. People say collies are the most intelligent dogs because you can train them. Rubbish. They're stupid. That's why they do what you want. Really clever dogs are like cats and do what they want.

a Panda, as the old joke punch-line goes goes, is like a man.

...... eats shoots and leaves.

Ha ha isme

Benefits cheat panda

Claiming as a single parent for children that don't exist.

I have always said I was coming back as a panda, this has just confirmed it. It must be a great life, you sleep and eat, eat and sleep, and NOONE dislikes a panda.

I like her style!