Madonna - she's losing it, isn't she?

[Carmenere]

here

yes.

Of course, we should all take advice on nuclear physics and safety from a well know singer and dancer. She is so well qualified on this topic doncha think?

She's barking and I also read today that the Beckhams are so much happier now they have spent £350,000 on Feng Shui in their home as there is now positive energy. 'My arse'.

ha ah that story was in the Sunday Times as well

Seems Madge and Guy have hotlines to the top people in the big companies though. Do you think they could help me get through to someone in British Gas without my current 34 minute wait?

Still waiting - thank goodness for broadband!!

sundat times

ROFL at the news that the kabalah centre was set up by an insurance salesman.

And they were "obliged" to take the "celebrity couple" seriously. Amazing what fame does eh?

Does not Kabbalah Centre and insurance salesman have a similar ring to Scientology and science fiction writer? They both seem to attract totally barking slebs too.