You know it's election time when.....

[beansprout]

Number one - TB starts appearing with carefully selected cross sections of the Labour membership behind him, whenever he speaks.... yawn.

I hate this time of year when its leading up to the local elections you get so many people knocking at your door telling you about one group or another when all you wanna do is go and put your feet up and relax, but no they keep you talking on the doorstep for about 20 minutes about i dont know what (i switch of after the 1st minute)
And TB, i think its time you got voted out (sorry to all labour voters), but i have nothing nice to say since the budget was announced and my ggg uncle didn't get any help from labours budget! (g=great btw)

The portakabin polling booth appears up our road.

a resident at work says " our local councillor promised us CCTV"

and i swear i didn't say " well he's a lying fkin bstard then"

i simply said " did he now?"

and when all the residents threaten me with "we're going to our councillor"

look love - i'm a grunt in a job i fkin hate - do i give a shit ?

"of course your perfectly entitled to"

when the kids are off school again! no wonder kids ge a crapola edumication. mine are never in

I can't believe his current line - ignore everything we've got wrong and trust us. Unbelievable.

when you get shite flyers posted through the letterbox and you open the door to yell "Oi! Don't put any more leaflets through my door please" only to find that they're selectively deaf and proceed to the next poor sod's door sporting the same vacuous expression. So far we've had 20 leaflets (mostly labour, rest lib dem)but only seen one councillor face to face (green party) outside a station. I don't know why I feel so homicidal about these leaflets (I'm over the PMT ffs) - maybe it's the hypocrisy.