Toms says Katie is Breastfeeding!

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"I'd love to be my kids - they have a great life" just sounds so arrogant to me.

"Breast feeding babies may have a nostalgic background, particularly to a Freudian oriented medico, but real breast milk again is usually a poor ration. Modern mothers smoke and sometimes drink. Smoking makes the milk very musty. Anyway, a nervous modern mother just can't deliver the right ration. Maybe it's the pace of the times or the breed, but there are few modern Guernsey-type mothers. So even without drinking or smoking, one should forget breast feeding. "
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The foremost reason a baby doesn't do well is poor rations. And to remedy that, here is a formula one can use:

15 ounces of barley water
10 ounces of homogenized milk
3 ounces of corn syrup (As the Romans had honey, 2 ounces of honey may be used instead of corn syrup, if desired. Do not use lactose [a sugar found in milk, used in infant foods] as a substitute.) The amount of syrup should be varied - depending on the baby - some like it weak - some take it stronger.

So I guess botulism is a better option than breastfeeding then. WTF?

Oh god, don't even get me started on these two fecking eejits.

If he is "properly in love with her" now, what was he before??

I read in closer or now today at a supermarket (I didnt buy it) she was noisy and couldnt wait to ditch the scientology birth bit and get to the hospital for drugs.