In a move to distance himself from Andrew Mitchell's entitled rant at policeman...

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... Gideon gets on a train with a standard ticket and demands to travel First Class. Without paying. Fuck me, you could not make this stuff up.

Well done that ticket inspector though shouldn't there be a penalty fare on top of the upgrade?

Am loving the hash tag #Gereattrainsnobbery. I also love the fact he was smuggled out of the goods entrance at Euston to avoid the waiting press and twitterati