Would you like your dcs nursery to offer you time to make love?!

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Lol, we would drop them off then go home for a kip!

God I love the Danes.

Sunday School used to be laid on to let parents get jiggy with it in their one bit of free time a week and produce more Christians.

How would anyone relax enough for love making knowing the whole nursery knows what they are up to!

Can you imagine pick up time if you looed a bit flushed? "ooh err good session?"

In my experience of Danish people, they would have a chat with the nursery staff asking for it to be half an hour longer next week 'as I need a bit longer to get aroused these days what with the vaginal dryness' and then have a chat about the best lube to use.

If they did a taxi service too I'd take them up on it. Given the nearly 6 mile round trip to the nursery and the fact I don't drive I think I'd be too knackered by the time I got home. Plus it wouldn't leave much time not that we'd need it

Oh yes remember that programme on bbc3 with the Danish sex counsellor lady?

If we are ever without the kids during the day we have a kip ! Ah the peace !