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SHOCK News! Duchess of Cambridge has breasts!

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lljkk · 14/09/2012 07:36

And nipples. And you can see them when she takes her shirt off. Who knew? Do you suppose that means she's a girl? (Not necessarily, I guess).

I'm off to surf the Internet & see if anyone else sports fatty deposits integrated with mammary tissue under their T-shirts. Must be fairly unusual or wouldn't get published in the newspapers, right? Maybe it's a privilege of the rich and famous.

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DolomitesDonkey · 14/09/2012 07:44

She doesn't appear to have breasts in any pic I've ever seen.

TunaPastaBake · 14/09/2012 07:47

All in the public interest you know Hmm

StealthPolarBear · 14/09/2012 08:35

I came on to start a thread "future queen of England has breasts SHOCK" but you beat me :o
Although this does raise an interesting question about my own double standards, I thought prince harry was an idiot and if I'm honest its because of the implications that drink and sex were involved, "prince naked ib own hotel room" is similar. So maybe I was wrong.

StealthPolarBear · 14/09/2012 08:37

Lljkk, if you pop round here at about 7am one morning you might be able to hang off the top of a car and see into our kitchen where you'd catch me in the altogether. And if you are prepared to go to that much effort you'd be welcome to the pictures :o (though I'm not quite as glamorous as the d of c)

sailorsgal · 14/09/2012 08:42

Top news story on daybreak! Hmm

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 14/09/2012 08:46

breasts do not a lady make...

Startailoforangeandgold · 14/09/2012 08:48

Honestly if I'd been Kate Middleton I'd have done a nude photo shoot the day my engagement was announced.

"OK folks, this is what I look like without my kit on. You can now put your long lenses away."

Also, if I get PG I will announce it at the appropriate time. Now will you all kindly piss off!

amybelle1990 · 14/09/2012 19:37

Thanks for that Silly... just before dinnertime too :P

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 14/09/2012 19:58

No problem! I killed another thread about this by suggesting that prince Philip has pierced nipples Grin

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